These Funnies Landed on the Desk of the Human Resources Director

These Funnies Landed on the Desk of the Human Resources Director

  • I have a graduate degree in unclear physics.
  • My hobbies include raising long-eared rabbis as pets.
  • My last job was as a plumbing and hating specialists.
  • I worked for 6 years as an uninformed security guard.
  • The academic scholarship I earned came with a plague.
  • Most of my experience to this point has been as a blue-color worker.
  • As part of the city maintenance crew, I repaired bad roads and defective brides.
  • My career goal is to shave my talents with a growing company.
  • This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ‘typist and an accountant – Male or Female’… As I am both for the past several years and I can handle both; I am applying for the post.
  • As my mother-in-law has expired and I am responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave.

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